Introduction

I've started vomitting words out onto pieces of paper and written some articles about stuff and that. The articles actually appear in the Huddersfield Examiner's supplement called 'Fresh' but are so edited that not even the ghost of Mary Whitehouse would object. Anyway, I wanted to see what people thought of my verbal diarrhoea - problem is, most of the diarrhoea is cleaned up and disposed of to avoid complaints from people who don't like to hear such terrible words as 'bastard' and 'idiot' - that's right, 'idiot' got edited from the final version.
So, feel free to read them when I post them as blogs and if you like them, great. If you don't like them, I'll nod understandingly whilst secretly wishing for you to choke on Noel Edmonds' sweaty balls.